Five girls, round and round,

Spinning at the playground!

Come on, don't fall down,

Let’s spin round and round!


Emily’s the oldest!

She’s round and she’s the boldest!

Her mother loves her very much!

She loved her very much!


Emily’s the past tense!

She didn’t practice defense!

A man saw her walking to school

And took her far away!


Four girls, round and round,

Spinning at the playground!

Come on, don’t fall down,

Let’s spin round and round!


Theresa has an old name!

But her family has lots of fame!

She’s pretty and she’s very nice!

But now she has no life!


A boy asked her to homecoming,

But she said no, it caused a stink!

He walked into her classroom

And shot her at point blank!


Three girls, round and round,

Spinning at the playground!

Come on, don’t fall down,

Let’s spin round and round!


Annalise and Beatrice!

Pretty twins with pretty names!

But only one got all the love,

so both of them are doves!


The pretty girls had a fight,

Beatrice went and grabbed a knife!

She stabbed and stabbed and stabbed and stabbed,

and took both of their lives!


One girl, round and round,

Spinning at the playground!

Come on, don’t fall down,

She'll spin round and round!


Amy was the lucky one,

And her troubles had just begun!

Little Amy was alive,

But she was dead inside!


Thirty silly years have passed,

So now’s the perfect time...

She’s the only one that’s left,

And she is writing this rhyme!